Thursday, September 03, 2009

HEART PORN - 50,000 AZTECS CAN'T BE WRONG:

Ladies and gentlemen of the blog-o-sphere, welcome to tonight's historical post looking at the shifting sands of porn across the ages.

Part One: Aztec Heart Porn

disgusting .... this image is porn, nothing more nothing less
why are you still looking at it then, you twisted freak?


but ... if I were an Aztec, right, I'd have a hard-on the size and composition of
one of those granite pillars in the Albert hall.


What is porn anyway, if nothing more than a government-sponsored device to keep the populace in check? Same with the Aztec people. Back then, their rulers encouraged their people to go out and open up the chests of their defeated enemies to appease the Sun God. Now the internet devotees gawk at other openings in human flesh in a similarly devotional genuflection of awe and wonder. But at what cost to the planet.

How porn fashions change and how they've always been the same. Rod on, historical sheeple. Bahh-hh-hh-ahhhhh!

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Top o' the mournin' to ya Mike...

Ummm, which government is it that sponsors porn? Point me in the right direction, and I'll be on the next plane.

Best, K.K.

Alex Severin said...

Philbs,

You're just wrong, you know that? So very, very wrong.

;oD

Love...
Lexx.

Mike Philbin said...

why is it always the heart porn that brings the stalkers out of the woodwork?

:)