well, as inventor of the similarly-named subversive writing persona Hertzan Chimera, I just HAD TO post a blog about the forthcoming iPod Chimera in 2010, didn't I?
The iPod Chimera for 2010 comes standard with 500gig or 1TB of memory. It's made of Titanium and scratch/smear resistant touch screen display. It runs on OS-mmX, Bluetooth V4. Wi-Fi/WiMax, Hi-Def screen resolution of 1280x720, works vertically or horizontally. Wireless stereo earphones supplied by Shure. USB4 connectors with auto-locking mechanism. Options: 4GSM iPhone, Two-way iSight, GPS for navigation, weather, emergency beacon, Sirius Radio/Video, GamePod, HD receiver for off-air HDTV or radio.
Kill yourselves. If nobody got this, it's a reference to the Bill Hicks sketch, "Is there anybody here in Advertising or Marketing? Kill yourelves. No joke."