"Hey, what's that?" the blond bimbo asks the dark-skinned bimbo lugging around the weighty subject of this post.
A HERNIA, is what she should have groaned.
No, joking aside, she keeps to the cheesy marketing spiel and unfolds her delightful Honda U3-X Personal Mobility Prototype before showing her new friend how to ride one herself. I'm taking it for granted nobody's seen the 'corporate floating obesity chairs' in the amazingly pertinent film WALL-E? Then watch the presentation.
Okay, I'm obviously envious of the creative thought that's gone into a) the balancing system and b) the by-axial drive wheel - they're both proper AMAZING, commendable. But, they say humans are living a far less healthy lifestyle these days, damn right -- they're driving their U3-X prototypes to their SUVs to their McDonalds drive-thrus. It's clearly been designed for a Japanese length of leg and there's no way that's gonna carry your average 300lb American. Still it's great for the Japanese businessman getting legless, in a sake bar, after slaving hours.
DRUNK STOOL, "It'll always get you home." that's what this innovation should have been about.
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