Sony - next generation portable - more of the same.

the reason I'm featuring this clunky old update of a thing is, "They still have the 'dual thumbsticks' in the same place as the original PSP," and that's a terrible idea as the PSP thumbsticks gave you CRAMPS in your hands after a few minutes and you 'couldn't hold the PSP properly' while using these ill-placed control nodules.

And a 5 inch screen? Sorry, iPad has like a TEN INCH screen. Next!