What? Where is Bob Mortimer? You remember him, he used to be the other half of comedy duo Reeves & Mortimer.
Turn on TV this morning, graze the channels, come across THE MINISTRY OF CURIOUS STUFF.
As you can see, there's a sidekick, but it's not Mortimer. Very odd. And some of the things being revealed, and the ways they're being revealed, to our children. Very ominous.