Saturday, February 23, 2013
dream - muntjack sized regurgitating rat barman
But this RAT. That's all it was, an actual rat? Or was it another talking performing animal/nature spirit in my dreamscape?
And speaking of 'spirits', it really knew its drinks, cocktails, you name it. There was no way to catch it out. It could 'create' any drink you requested. A simple beer or a really complicated Tequila sunrise, whiskey; anything. How it did this was DISGUSTING, of course.
It took the constituent parts of the drink, the hops the barley the sugar the water; drank them or ate them where necessary, swished them round in its stomach with a little rat belly dance, then regurgitated a PERFECT DRINK into its drinking glass before delivering it. And it tasted great, it tasted PERFECT.
Oh, the drinking glass; yeah the rat barman regurgitating thing actually emptied a bag of ground glass into its mouth, swallowed, did the belly dance, then regurgitated a fully formed scalloped drinking glass!
DAY LATER UPDATE: another strange animal-based dream, this time involving a lizard or newt or at least some crawling reptilian thing with a DETACHABLE TAIL.