Mike Philbin - Five Bizarro Novellas - reissued

As a special Christmas gift and for being such loyal readers of this blog over the years, I've just decided to re-issue Five Bizarro Novellas. These were a special limited edition of five art covers surrounding five original novellas. These insanely special novellas were issued without TITLE or AUTHOR, just the numbers 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5. Here are the luscious covers which link to the Storefront.

Al Gore - global warming lie - evidence emerges

Climate sceptics claim leaked emails are evidence of collusion among scientists.

Hundreds of private emails and documents allegedly exchanged between some of the world's leading climate scientists over the past 13 years have been stolen by hackers and leaked online, it emerged today.

The computer files were apparently accessed earlier this week from servers at the UK's University of East Anglia's Climate Research Unit, a world-renowned centre focused on the study of natural and anthropogenic climate change.

Climate change sceptics who have studied the emails allege that they provide "smoking gun" evidence that some of the climatologists colluded in manipulating data to support the widely held view that climate change is real and is being largely caused by the actions of mankind. So far the veracity of the emails has not been confirmed and the scientists involved have declined to comment on the story, which broke on a blog called The Air Vent. [source GUARDIAN]

It's clearly time to rescind Al Gore's Nobel Peace Prize. You were duped, admit it. Take back the Nobel from this snake-oil merchant.

Obama's Home Teleprompter Malfunctions During Family Dinner

Another CLASSIC from The Onion News Network. This time they report on the terrible malfunction of President Obama's home teleprompter. What, you didn't know he had one of these? Shirley Knot reporting.

Plane Stupid - Polar Bears messing up our streets.

has the Mother advertising agency NO MORALS?

I don't mean the fact of using polar bears falling to the ground with the background noise of a commercial jet, like was heard on 9-11. I don't mean the fact of using 9-11 FALLING MAN imagery. I don't even mean the fact of the gratuitous BLOOD AND GORE as the polar bears slam uncensored into our daily lives, much like the planes on 9-11 slammed into the World Trade Centre to usher in New World Order.

No, what really pisses me off is that LIFE is starting to be measured in Carbon Units. Soon, you idiots will all be taxed on the amount of carbon you emit. Carbon emission has nothing to do with Global Warming (the nearby star we call the Sun does that) but your general pub drinker or tax payer is so fucking dumbed down, this sort of corporate bullshit just goes in one ear and out the other. He goes, "Yep, those falling polar bears are really messing up our streets. One more for the road, Jack?"


I recommend you click the EXPAND icon to view this in Full Screen. You're a slave, human, get used to global tyranny. It's all you deserve.

CERN: The Bottle to Bang

I only put this here so show the sheer SCALE of the idiocy.



hmm, protons that are 7,000 times HEAVIER than at rest? And you wallop them together? Laughing my ass off. This waste of resources is as insane as Corporate Wars instead of new hospitals and improved social architecture.

Our New EU president & GLOBAL GOVERNMENT

Our newly undemocratically elected EU president Herman van Rompuy (Bilderberg) outlines his vision of Global Government (New World Order). Global Governance within the engineered financial collapse AND carbon taxes for all living (corporate) persons, that's legalese for You The People. This comparitive graphic of the so-called European Union also made me chuckle quite a bit.

Russia Today - The Keiser Report

Mickey Mouse-voiced financial analyst Max Keiser has lassooed himself a show on Russia Today called (eponymously) THE KEISER REPORT. Best bits are 1) the Alan Greenspan FRAUD bit and 2) the Danny Shechter interview bit.



The one really stunning revelation about this show was Keiser's insinuation that (world power) JAPAN is soon to go the way of ICELAND. Wow!

NOTE: "Keiser" is way ancient Romans used to pronounce "Caesar".

Liberty Mutual - Car adverts - art

You're watching the corporate goggle box, and a great advert comes on. It's usually either for a new car on an open road or for a new car insurance scam, and you feel violated. Here's a brace of car insurance ads for Liberty Mutual that just exude Quality Of Lie, break the mould. They're such a clever example of corporate brain washing that I'm gonna share them with you. Yes, on this anti-corporate blog. Right now. And they're categorised under ART becuase they're absolutely gorgeous and hellishly alluring micro movies.






Advertising Agency: Hill Holiday, Boston, USA
Creatives: Michael Shaughnessy, Scott Noble
Producer: Alex Vainstein
Production Company: Smuggler
Director: Stylewar
DP: Barry Peterson
Producer: Tim Kerrison
Editing Company: Bugg Editorial NY
Post Production: The Mill / Los Angeles
Exec Producer: Sue Troyan
Producer: Asher Edwards
Telecine: Fergus McCall - The Mill / New York
Lead Flame: Chris Knight
Flame Assist: Ant Walsham
Combustion: Shane Zinkhon, Gavin Camp
Lead CG: Robert Sethi
CG: Dan Marum, Matt Longwell, Jamie O'Hara
Art Support: Steve Cockonis

Daniel Edwards - Oprah Winfrey - Michelle Obama

Yeah, this was back in 2008, an exhibition entitle Inspire America by one of my favourite sculptures after Anthony Gormley, DANIEL EDWARDS. Readers of this blog may have read my Dead Paris Hilton post and my Britney Spears Crowning post. Anyway, on with the propaganda show.


MICHELLE OBAMA


OPRAH WINFREY

For me Daniel Edwards is an artist whose sense of humour (his sarcasm/irony machinery) is still firmly intact. In a world of spineless corporate garbage, you gotta appreciate that. Thanks Dan.

Oath Keepers - Defend the Constitution - Fall of the Republic

Oath Keepers - Defend the Constitution - Fall of the Republic