Dwayne Johnson to star in new Baywatch film - Maroon 5 Animals - sex sells

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as this is the Free Planet blog, dealing with art and literature of an alternative or anti-corporate nature, I've been getting some weird spikes in hits whenever I plump for one of these mainstream media stories or forthcoming-film trailers.

I must admit, I'm more than a little confused by the Free Planet (covert) readership and the supposed 385 Members of this blog. This is not even a joke, it's a legitimate concern of mine. Well, let's go for the ultimate in banal testage and together enjoy this MEGA-RIPE story borrowed directly from our non-affiliate Sky News.

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Dwayne Johnson aka The Rock has confirmed he is to star in a big screen adaptation of the hit television series Baywatch.

The actor posted a message on Instagram saying: "This is my beach b****!" Rumours are true ... we're making #BAYWATCH the movie. [source SKYNEWS]

Paramount Pictures has (allegedly, snuffle) been trying to make this film for a number of years, and now they just might. K-rist!


M2WS or MASS MIND-WASH SUPPLEMENTAL: while we're busy catering to the lowest common social denominator, Maroon 5 apparently has a new video out called ANIMALS that caters to the blood-sex and meat-photos market -- normal Free Planet transmission will resume after this cheap and nasty video has been 'digested' by my audience.